[[This takes place on MONDAY. I'm aware I'm posting this on... almost Sunday but it takes place ~Monday~.]]

( [[ffff maybe he'll be the one who breaks her finally.]] )

omfggggggggggggggggg.

okay you guys im ma give you all the 4-11 awite?? some bad stuff goin down right here an now and all dat. and UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

so anyways like i be gettin in a licka trouble at school again (like i always been no biggie rite?? no sweat i a real g we do that kinda thing in the ghetto holmes) cept like... this time my dad had to come in an talk with th principal cos like i hit some kid an he in the hospital now or somethin (YOU SAW IT ALL DINNT YOU LIL C THAT CRACKA FELL OFF THEM MONKEY BARS I AINT PUSHED HIM.)

anyways so that wanksta FELL I DIDNTT PUSH HIM an he crack open his skull all somethin fierce but OIT WASNT MY FAULT YOU GOT IT??? but anyway like th princiapl was telkinmy dad how im all rotten an shiie and aw man i wish tessiod just go an deck that lamer cos dissin me aint cool you dig?? but yeah so he talk to my dad an suggest i get someone t uhhhhh what was the word he used uhhhh man-taur me?? i donno what that shiie be like... man-taur? man... and what's a taur? one of them... half cow things right? I dunno wtf i be needin with a cow.

anyways i be meetin with this cow next week o somethin i dont remember pops said we be talkin bout it tonite or some shiie but MAN this TRIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CODY
STOP CALLIN ME AT ALL HOURSA TH NIGHT I KN OW SAMRAI CON IS COMIN UP BOYO YOU DON NEEDZ TO BE SLAMMIN MY DIGITS EVRY FIFTENE SECINDS YO!!!!

aznyways yo been havin a pretty full week so far!! one a my pops old friends from japan came up an they been doin a lotta.... buizznazz y knoww?? cos ats what th kitaki familys about awite?? innernational tradin an stock exchangin and.... hotels and shiie...

now i aint supposed t be takling bout this an all but hey yo i fgigure th internets awite knowin and all you aint all buck wild quackas... th kitaki familys got plans on buildin a public bathhouse!!! well we is plannin on it rite? donno if it gonna be goin down or whatevs but its a RELLY COOL IDEA!!!


i keep yallz posted on that awite??

oh an mikans gettin fat cos ma keeps feedin her fish when she already has her own chow t be nibblin on an i told mom t stop but now mikan dont want her regular food yknowhwatimsayin??? she be all OH NOW I GETS SALMON ALL TH TIME MEOW MEOW I DON WANT NONE A DIS SHIIE BOYO I WANT ME SOME TASTY VITTLES RITE?? shie dawg mikan is one spoiled puss.

pops said we should let some mice loose in th house an try an get mikan to chase em so shed drop somma that flab but i think he was just jokin but its hard t tell with him so im gonna try catchin some field mice out by gourd lake after samurai con and let em loose in th kitchen but none of you be tellin him that awite?? them mice got in on their own cos if he was jsust jokin i aint wanna get in trouble or nothin k???

an i met this real fly honey yo. she was right smokin i think her name be lita.

anyways yo like i was just chillin an minding my own biz-nazz see an suddenly i hears her a screamin!! i turn around rite and there is some busta white makin off with that shortys purse! now i am one sly mack daddy and i know you all be knowin that shiie for reals an all but this guy aint knowin how to be treatin a lady!! you dont go an steal a honeys purse right holmes?? that just aint cool no real g behavin like that!!

so i chase this bo janglin foo down the line an i tackle him one good! i get on him and POW!!!!! i bust him one right in the mouth!! mmmHMMM. feel real good yo. he drops that sweet young thangs pure and BAM!!!!!!!! i pop him one again just for good measure right??? he start limpin away like some hoodrat an lil lita comes on over an she all thankin me an whatnot rite? well turns out that HONKEY tore up her purse when i be beatin' his ass in!!! i was like DAYUM YO!

so i went and did me a noble thing right i bought that snapplecakes a new purse to be replacin that old one. boy i never seen a girl get so excited over a guy buyin her a purse. then she left an i ddnt get her digits but im sure we be runnin into each other again maybe she can cold lamp with us sometime tru-bunny??

that bringin me up to this point i made this here journal entry for -- mizz cadaverini??? i spelled that right right?? ill ask big wins an edit later. uhhh oh yeah you be needin my skillz an services any time soon?? i really like workin for you boo!!!

so the earthquake awite?? it wasnt scary yo sure there was a lotta shakin n quakin an grindin and shiie fallin all over in th store an all but i wasnt scared like nuh uh i had lil c clingin to me all oh god we is gon die wocky protect me and shiie and i did an some old guy was there an he be tryin to arrest me like an i was all nuh uh and then he went for lil c but jigga a real og be takin care of his own an i open up with my fly gangsta shit all over that busta white an show him what it like down where i come from holmes and then we got out and cody went home an couldnt find his mom like so now he be chillin with me i think he allergic to mikan or some shiie too but ma keeps givin him pills an i think we got in contact with his ma and she be stayin somewhere else right now an cody be with me another few days i donno he keeps makin me play that stupid samurai game he lent me and i was a chicken an mikan jumped at the screen so so wack

oh an im ok i tol you earthquakes got nothin on a kitaki.

[[Alternative title: Wocky the Pimp.

Takes place on Saturday, dizzaym yo.]]

( Wocky: [[that damn Wocky, befouling Diego's daughter with this lewd HAND HOLDING.]] Pearl: [[YOU TOUCHIN MY LIL GIRL, BOAH]] Wocky: [[OH SNAP.]] )

so i came home afgter schooll today an nobody was home. what gives/??? i called mom on my cell at liunch and told her i wanted sukiyaki for dinner and she said okay cos the men were supposed to be here but when i got home she wasnt here and neither was big wins or any of the men and tessio dropped me off and then had to go somewhere he said and i looked around for mikan but she was outside or somethin i guess i dunno and i still cant find her but maybe shell get hungry soon and come back but i dunno and im gettin hungry too.

usually when i comes home from school and shii moms got dumplins or somethin made up for me or like buns and i really like the new recipe she got for red bean buns they so fly yknow i really want one of those right now but i guess big wins took the last one or something but i thought mom made more i dunno ill look in the kitchen again in a minute or somethin but they taste way better when they fresh yo and i really like em steamed but i dunno how to steam my own buns and mom says i cant do that by myself anyways but since no one is here im really gettin hungry maybe i should have asked tessio to take me ti codys or somethin he lives near an ice cream place an we could have got somethin or shit.


i saw an apple or szome kinda weird fruit on back of the fridge it looks like it might be bad but i can probaly cut ofgf the bad part an eat that til someone comes home i tried to call big wins but hes got his phone off or somethin (i put umbrella as his ringtone and that made him real happy yo we rollin deep again holmes) what was i talking about agauin??? oh yeh im bored and hungry and wish someone was home with me right now cos im hungry an bored and i think big wins took my gmaestation cables away cos i failed my last assignment an i wanted to play the new grand theft auto but shit man i cant do that now can i g?

ugghhhh. maybe ill go find mikan or somethin.

oh yeah i hope my mom comes home soon cos she told me she worked more on my stupid lame stupid samurai costume for stupidcon and i kinda wanted to see it and show you lil c so you can tells me if she be doin it rite since i aint looking up no smelly samurai and the crystal goblet of suck references for it cos im only goin to this stupid thing for you yo.

okay stay frosty livejournal

so like i dont even like the stupid show but...

is anyone goin to uh... samuraicon???

i promised lil c id go with him an shiie but ughhh

pls someone tell me it aint at lame as it be soundin rite????

...or whatever cody made me watch with him.

cody came home with me after school cos his mom was workin late or somethin i dunno but he brought over some of his granite samurai or whatever movies and i guess the one where he was on the moon fighting those fly moon gangsters was pretty chill yo.

dads away on biznazz rite now with somma the boyz but she made yakisoba anyways (dad thinks her yakisoba is fly) when i was little i didnt like yakisoba so i was real clever and called it yucky soba but i like it now.

anyways back to codys stupid samurai crap. i liked the one where he was on the moon but that doesnt mean i like his stupid samurai series!!!! i should show him a GOOD samurai series sometime. maybe when my dad gets back ill ask if i can go into his office and get lone wolf and cub. its a really old series that my grandpa used to read but just cos its old dont be dissin homeboy cos its really good. my dad bought a re-release of the movies when they came out on blu-ray and he keeps them in his office along with the original novels (theyre written in japanese cos they belonged to grandpa which is totally bumpin yo i cant read none of em too good but i be all over that shiie someday!!!!)

anyways whats haps in the hood journal peeps??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRU-BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im real excited to see you today fo sho!! i dunno of masta p lets you check lj before school or what but HAPPT BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

our class is supposed to be coming today before lunch and im bringin somethin extra special for you!!! moms making chūkaman right now for me to bring to nummy down somethin fierce on laters an she made enough for me to be sharin wit you.

since its your birthday we be makin em extra tight yo!! just for you heres a pic i took with codys camera (btw cody i stole your camera on accident ill give it back today so dont flip yo)



they aint sweet like custard buns or red bean but they gon be REAL tasty im eating one right now an its ace.

ill bring some for you too cody but dont you be goin off all blah blah you never make me samurai crackers and shiie k?? i cap you one fo that fo sho wigger jones.

its been forEVER since i made a post here!!!!

there was that whole deal down at people park see... real big mess an real unfortunate for the bro involved. Real sorry for everythin that happened to you too miss cadadvaerini mom said she an big wins'd be talkin to your grampa soon about it i hope you can still come and chill over at our place (he wont ground you will he???)

anyways this whole thing be buggin boyo. Mom an' big wins said i couldnt use my computer for anything but school up 'til today but im back now! kinda sucks cos i cant have my friends over to cold lamp in the crib yo (srry cody we still rollin deep right lil c?? you can bring your new stupid samurai movie over next week maybe). a couple of our boyz are out on business right now see so i got nothin to do an no one to drive me places!! guess i can still go play in the park tho.

mikan ate a june bug this morning an then she puked it up. it was gross cos she tried to eat it again after.

oh yeah tru-bunny in case you didnt see the post made my my mom you placed 2nd in the talent show!! not fair yo i was pushin for you to be first!!! cos you was GREAT!!!! ill bring you another custard bun when my class comes to read with yours ok???

OK SO LIKE THE ANNIVERSARTY OF PEOPLE PARK IS COMIN UP REAL SOON AND YU ALL BETTER BE COMING!!!!!!!

YA ALL BETTER BE HIP TO TH' AIR I BE BREATHIN RIGHT?!?!?!?!

NO RIVALES.

YOU GOT QUESTIONS PUNK? YOU BE ASKIN EM RIHT HERE IM THE COORDINATOR(s' son)!!!!!!

so on friday my parents came into my room while i was gone and i was a little buggin cos of it but i aint gonna be curryin em cos the news i have is totally bomb!!!

ive been keeping a kitten here in my room for like two weeks or somethin'. shiie i was good at hidin her! but its cool that i dont gotta be doin at anymore!! cos mom and big wins said i could keep her!!!!

we got her shots and i had to clean my room so mom wouldnt be regulatin an takin my allowance. i got her a pink collar too and it has a yellow trim so it looks like my jacket cos shes my cat o we gotta be rollin deep like that homey.

shes orange with white paws and a white tail and a little white on her nose and a little black spot by her eye and she got green eyes and shes real fluffy. i named her mikan cos i want her to be a respectable lady and respectable ladies are named after fruit (right dad???)

mikan is pretty cool but the best thing ever is that dad said hed get me a real sword for my 13th birthday!!! its not til the fall but HOLY SHIT A REAL SWORD!! maybe i can get a gun when im 14 too!!

i cant wait to use my real sword tho and then have tessio take me to the shooting range with my gun and ill be a real g just like my dad. itll be so tight!!!

ok im done now peace out an stay frosty.

So on friday some busta white was all buggin and bo janglin around me and my crew and lil c was doing all this whack samurai SHIT and i was all like whatever and was just cold-lampin and this dude was all cop-blockin and i wanted to give him a curb-job but lil c was all naw man and said somethin about some new samurai show. i dont really pay attention to the dizzle he spew.


what was this samurai thing you were all curried about cos it was a knock-off of sommat?? craooy samurai electric bugaboo or something???

oh big wins dont go in my room. you either mom. i also need to know if we have any milk and if i can have a dish of milk but dont ask why just stay out of my room!!!!

and stop listening to the umbrella song.

Hey what up lil' C?? Thats you cody. im gonna call you lil c from now on cos its a cool nickname g. you havent been in class all week are you sick lil dawg?? i tried calling you but i guess your mom doesnt like being called at three in the morning (i think i called you anyways i dont think i really got your digits holmes so i guess that wack i dunno what quacker i called.)

Big Wins has been all up in my face about SHIT again lately. ughghhhh what does an OG need math for?!

im gonna go clean my room now before he comes in here to pop a cap in me or somethin. I BET YOUD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU OLD MAN??





[[ooc: *hangs head* I'm sorry, I don't speak ghetto very well.]]

[[ Takita Kitaki is now known as Wocky Kitaki. I suppose he's a Wocky Kitaki man.

Shut up I know that was awful.]]

So dad wanted me to put up some box for people to put valentines and chocolate in or something and i'm supposed to help him make chocolate for mom. i think he said something about making chocolates shaped like rice balls?? that could be kind of neat but i think we should make chocolate foxes but he said that might get a little hard but maybe when i get older but ughhh valentines day is stupid.

[[comments screened, anon is enabled, show the little brat how much you care 8D]

So uh... I heard there's a circus thing going on soon. 10th of feb or something? not that the circus is cool or anything cos its not its SO LAME and DUMB but if someone took me I'd probably go and have fun and not complain about how BORING and RETARDED it is.

you know just saying and stuff.

i stole this from cody its like one of those things that a lot of people do and post in their journals or something which i guess is kinda cool?

So Cody brought in these steel samurai popsicles today. They're not really popsicles so much as they were blocks of frozen ice on sticks. With colour. they were okay i guess but Cody only let me have one and it was like a... magenta magistrate flavour or something. it was weird. cody's weird.

Mom made sukiyaki when i got home and all of dad's guys ate it before i could get any. i'm so PISSED!!! i really love her sukiyaki but i hate when ASSHOLES eat it all!! cody you should come over for it sometime when DICKBUTTS aren't eating it all. at least she saved me a steamed bun. it had custard in it.

Dad I want to break fingers too. can i come down on the next guy who owes us money pleeeeease??? I KNOW you read my journal!! lemme go on a run already!!

okay i'm out. ~stay frosty~